Kickthe-awkward-phanstickz

Sep 20

fuglyselfie:

a “how to” guide for picking up guys by a guy:

girls this is what you need to do

  • put on your winged eyeliner
  • find a guy
  • pick him up
  • carry him away on the wings of your eyeliner
Sep 20

Booty had me like

Sep 20

supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

Sep 20

antisocialisation:

y’all are a bunch of hypocrites on here so I thought I would make this clear

1.hate sexist and misogynistic people, not men
2.hate transphobes, not cisgenders
3.hate homophobes, not straight people
4.hate racists, not white people
5.hate closed-minded idiots, not religious people

thank u and goodnight

Sep 20

unamusedsloth:

Abandoned dog that lived under a dumpster for 11 months is rescued and adopted [x]

Sep 20

danyisnotonfire:

anne-ominous:

From what I recall the guy burning it is a model who had to wear that shirt for a shoot, and once it was done he burned the stupid thing.

now that is a cool story

Sep 20
Sep 20

sighconic:

reading the first question on a test you know nothing about

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Sep 20

mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

Sep 20

thewifeofloki:

thewifeofloki:

what the hell do you mean chicks don’t like plaid

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this one does

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oh shit

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wHAT

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CHICKS REALLY LIKE PLAID WATCH OUT

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chick magnet

Sep 20
thecultofcraze:

amoureuux:

oh

That’s okay, I didn’t need my heart.

thecultofcraze:

amoureuux:

oh

That’s okay, I didn’t need my heart.

Sep 20

I think we know who is really running this country

Sep 20

stephenhawqueen:

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

Sep 20

togepathetic:

special skills: I can type the lyrics of a song at the same time in which they are sung

Sep 20

the-brit-hit:

Hypothesis: “lol tumblr should have its own country XD”

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