Kickthe-awkward-phanstickz

Aug 31

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

Aug 31
londonbrokegirl:

awkward-fallen-angel:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

YES

londonbrokegirl:

awkward-fallen-angel:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

YES

Aug 31

spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

Aug 31

#selfie

Aug 31

vaigh:

cataradical:

i will return for the child within one month

this is your warning

LMAO.

Aug 31
monetizeyourcat:

a tough opponent

monetizeyourcat:

a tough opponent

Aug 31
canadianslut:

blameaspartame:

sorry is not enough

Canada remains apologetic and flawless as ever

canadianslut:

blameaspartame:

sorry is not enough

Canada remains apologetic and flawless as ever

Aug 31

troylersflannel:

tr0ye-0ak13y:

Youtubers Then and Now

I cry

Aug 31

poppunkfunk:

I’m in this weird stage where I don’t really like myself, but I don’t really care anymore

Aug 31
Aug 31

i-lost-my-heart-in-republic-city:

wolf-and-kitten:

This is so perfect

American Sex Education

Aug 31
  • Friend: why are you crying?
  • Me: I'm just so beautiful
Aug 31
smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

Aug 31

punkrightsactivist:

theres an unwritten rule that if i turn you on you have to tell me 

Aug 31

pussylipgloss:

what song is this tho